Regarding Michael Fassbender
- I don’t understand
- how a man
- can have such broad shoulders
- and such a tiny waist
- I mean:

You are a triangle with legs.
Regarding Michael Fassbender

You are a triangle with legs.
Michael Fassbender actual android because I refuse to believe that this mean is real
NACHO FASSBENDER. Can we make that a thing?
A sexy triangle with legs.